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MCDavis

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Nope, I'm a Miller Lite dude. Bourbon makes me fall down. The Jim Beam distillery is just south of my house. I can smell the mash when the wind is right.

Bourbon doesn't make you fall down...too much bourbon does! ;)
 

Splunge

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Welcome! Make yourself at home, or as at home as you can in the certifiable mental ward of the online golf community!

Here is the rundown of the usuals here

Anonymous golfaholic (AG) : good player, says he doesn't play enough

Queball: good player, can't sleep

Limpalong (limp/limpy): elder Ho, talks about poop and other geezer things

PaPaD: also geezer, and Master Ho, ping addict. Changes clubs more than he cleans his dentures

Subsonic: Papa's friend, also mega Ho

AZgreg: lives in hell

The true review (TTR): from down under, and has a funny word for afternoon (we northerners hate him right now, because he's playing golf and we aren't

Eclark (glark): dick

Fairway splitter (FWS): also a big Ho

WBL: new club HO!

UAL Tim: got back into game recently, think he's a Jedi or something

Irish golfer (IG): writer, plays in absurd conditions

MCdavis: bad taste in hockey teams, understandably misguided southerner, also a Ho

JPC: from South Africa, probably has a funny accent

Mattyb: likes to do projects and build clubs, bones sheep in his spare time

SiberianDVM (doc): drives vintage porches, just started playing competitive again

Anders H: sweeden hinky dinky doogin!

TEAtime: runs the show

Louis t07: Canadian? Stands on wrong side of ball.

Me: youngest member, only current newenglander with Jim gone... And Go Pats!
 

MCDavis

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One add to Splunge's post:

Rock: sheep shaggin' Canadian mod. Knows a ton about clubs, even more about sheep porn.
 
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Rickochet

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Thanks Splunge. I know Azgreg and PapaD from another life. And I am older than PapaD so you have another cranky old fart on your hands.
 

TheTrueReview

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G'day and welcome. [emoji106] I exist one day in the future. It's all good. People still play golf.
 

Rockford35

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One add to Splunge's post:

Rock: sheep shaggin' Canadian mod. Knows a ton about clubs, even more about sheep porn.

This is simply not true.

I have been out of the club game for the most part for the last little while. See: Sheep porn.

Welcome aboard, Rick. As PapaD said, I recoginize your handle from FGI. I read many threads over there, but don't participate much. I usually head over there when my life is in the shitter, and read Toulon's posts for a bit, and then everything just clears right up and the sun shines just a little bit brighter knowing that my life isn't his. :D

R35
 

PaPaD

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This is simply not true.

I have been out of the club game for the most part for the last little while. See: Sheep porn.

Welcome aboard, Rick. As PapaD said, I recoginize your handle from FGI. I read many threads over there, but don't participate much. I usually head over there when my life is in the shitter, and read Toulon's posts for a bit, and then everything just clears right up and the sun shines just a little bit brighter knowing that my life isn't his. :D

R35


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