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Hey Limp! I'm in Kansas today and tomorrow!

Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by PaPaD, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. PaPaD

    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    Working Wed AM in Independence, MO, so actually I'm just near Kansas. Either way, I didn't wear any Broncos apparel! You will see this post faster than usual because we're so close!
     
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  2. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Independence? You're still in "Misery"! The air smells better if you wander across the state line into Kansas. We're 2 1/2 hours west of you. Tee off at 7 a.m. every morning. Get up. Leave KC at 4:00 and join us for 18 holes.
    Honestly, if you need anything in an emergency our daughter lives on the Kansas side and works at State Line and 435.
     
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  3. PaPaD

    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    Sorry I can't join you. Gotta try and get 2 civil servants to stop their pissing match and come to terms at 0900. Could take all day. Thanks for the heads up on the daughter!
     
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    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    So that's what a geezer booty call looks like.
     
  5. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    At this age... never give up hope!!:eek:
     
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    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    My money would have been on Limp. Although I have a suspicion that PadaD is a bit of a sandbagger too. This would have been an epic match!
     
  7. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    They both play from the 150 marker so...................
     
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    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    Shottalk needs to make this match happen! The trash talking potential alone would be worth it.

    Come on guys, find a way to play. Resolve the issue quickly PapaD, you can do it. Then go play!
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Have the Minnesota relatives heading this way tomorrow. We have tee times Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. They speak in a different dialect, sometimes questioned as even being proper English. How these folks from North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc. learn to say "hou-ses" and "Mean-ee-so-tah" is beyond me. PaPaD, being from the East Coast could well have that "New Joi-zee" accent. Get all those mixed in with my one redneck son-in-law and we could well be evicted from the course!!!!
     
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  10. TheTrueReview

    TheTrueReview "Playing it straight" Supporting Member

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    You’ll be saying “ooftah” in no time.
     
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    ejdahl21 Never Lay Up Supporting Member

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    Yah der hey. Don'tcha know.
     
  12. PaPaD

    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    I'm eastern, but I'm a southern boy. I say y'all and ma'am......
     
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    ejdahl21 Never Lay Up Supporting Member

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    I yam goin' gulfin'. Yuntoo?
     
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    ejdahl21 Never Lay Up Supporting Member

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    North? South? Don't matter. I'm bilingual.
     
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    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    What does that even mean?:confused:
     

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