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I hit a guy in the dick

Discussion in 'General Golf Talk' started by azgreg, Nov 24, 2019.

  1. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    Here's the situation. Playing 18 Friday afternoon. Not driving it very well. On the ninth hole I find myself left of the fairway (again) behind some trees. I'm very near the houses and the hole starts to bend to the left about 20 yards in front of me. I'm about 170 yards out and decide the shot I need is a low hard draw. I grab my 5i (longest iron in the bag). Now I don't know where this guy is. I thought he was with his cart partner who had already hit and his ball is just left on mine over a wall in a back yard being protected by a pair of dogs. I start my swing and on the down swing this guy pops up from around the corner. I hit it perfect and it drills him right in the dick. I felt terrible.
     
  2. ualtim

    ualtim Carrollton, TX Supporting Member

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    Should have yelled two...
    0AEA9018-EAC9-44F2-8B04-C097B5C5C557.
     
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  3. TheTrueReview

    TheTrueReview "Playing it straight" Supporting Member

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    I assume you applied direct pressure to his d1ck till the paramedics arrived?
     
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  4. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    Nope. After he got up and stumbled around a bit while yelling obscenities in my direction he stated: "Good thing I've got a hardy dick."
     
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  5. PaPaD

    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    Don't do that.
     
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  6. anonymous golfaholic

    anonymous golfaholic Refusing Recovery Supporting Member

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    Dude handled it like a champ
     
  7. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    No shit...

    I took a golf ball on the arm hit by a 12 year old girl and almost had to call med-flight. Dude takes a direct hit to the boys from a low hard 5i....and cracks a joke? Bigger man than I.
     
  8. TheTrueReview

    TheTrueReview "Playing it straight" Supporting Member

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    Current photo of the guy?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. warbirdlover

    warbirdlover Ender of all threads Supporting Member

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    Now that is obscene, disgusting, gross and just WRONG.
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    I'd forgotten about s/him. Thanks for nuthin'.......:rolleyes:
     
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    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    Did you make par? Just asking....
     
  13. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    Does anyone incur a penalty in this situation? Besides the obvious pain penalty.
     
  14. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    [​IMG]

    Sunk a 25' putt to do it.
     
  15. MCDavis

    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    We all are.
     
  16. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    Post a video of you taking a full power low 5i to the coin purse, and I'll let you be the bigger man.
     
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    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    I could just post a pic of my coin purse and prove that. Or, look at your wife's phone gallery...
     
  18. anonymous golfaholic

    anonymous golfaholic Refusing Recovery Supporting Member

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    That's just your excuse. "It just looks small because my balls are so big!"
     
  19. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    lmao

    So I have my 2.5 year old on my lap....I click into this thread and he goes (RE the s/him picture above) 'Daddy, he's golfing! You golf too!'

    I thought that was rather funny...boy knows nothing about any of that and even though he's wearing a skirt...he says 'he' right off the bat.
     
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    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    My wife once hit a tennis ball with her racket at me from about 20 feet away (we were just messing around in the garage). It hit me square in the cojones and I folded to the ground like a cheap lawn chair with Brock Lesnar in it. I laid there in the fetal position and cried like a baby until I could inhale.....................
     

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