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I hit a guy in the dick

eclark53520

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lmao

So I have my 2.5 year old on my lap....I click into this thread and he goes (RE the s/him picture above) 'Daddy, he's golfing! You golf too!'

I thought that was rather funny...boy knows nothing about any of that and even though he's wearing a skirt...he says 'he' right off the bat.
 

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My wife once hit a tennis ball with her racket at me from about 20 feet away (we were just messing around in the garage). It hit me square in the cojones and I folded to the ground like a cheap lawn chair with Brock Lesnar in it. I laid there in the fetal position and cried like a baby until I could inhale.....................
 

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As a young lad, I was at rec league football practice, no cup. Went to tackle this huge fullback (he remained huge, played well in high school) by hitting him at the waist. Slid down, he nailed the nads with the heel of his cleats while running. I literally rolled off the field and laid there for a while as practice continued. Bought a cup that night.
 

eclark53520

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I don't recall ever taking a serious whack to the nuts....

I've had plenty of my kids jumping on me and inadvertently kneeing me there....but not terrible.


Freshman while I was a senior in high school was chasing a kid through the gym and slipped on the wet floor as they were running out the door....he literally flew, crotch first into the steel bar in the middle of the double doors....called the ambulance in. Ruptured testicle and torn urethra....required surgery. Hurts just thinking about it.
 
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I remember about 5-6 years ago the catcher for the Dbacks fractured a testicle.
 

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