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Discussion in 'General Golf Talk' started by azgreg, Dec 23, 2015.

  1. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    You're looking at the newest member of the MGA (mediocre Golf Association), Phoenix Chapter.

    MGA Tour
    Phoenix
     
  2. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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  3. Fairwaysplitter3320

    Fairwaysplitter3320 Recovering Equipment Ho...off the wagon again. Supporting Member

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    Looks like fun!
     
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    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    I'm going to start the 'Mediocre Human Club"
     
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  5. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    You're under qualified.
     
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    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    You're gonna have to play way over your head to keep that membership.
     
  7. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    I just got the "Dorf On Golf" videos. I should be golden.
     
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    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    Do they drug test? IQ test? "I'm not a dick, test"? You could be in trouble..................
     
  9. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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  10. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    Even people you pay are only 'kinda' happy to have you around...

    Imagine how we feel..
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    ^^^^^^^!!!!!!!;)
     
  12. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    That letter wasn't to me assholes. It's a general letter in the FAQ file. They're sorta happy to have everybody who pays them. :D
     
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  13. TEA Time

    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    It couldn't have been specifically to you, otherwise it would have had the word "dick" in it a lot more.
     
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    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    Seriously tho, have fun.


    Dick.
     
  15. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    They just announced a new rule.

    NEW RULE


    While the MGA enjoys tradition, it also values change and progress. And we know a good idea when we hear it. That’s why when Columbus MGA’s Chapter Leader Jason Strickland suggested we institute a rule that rewards the person with the HIGHEST gross score at each event, we were all for it. So here you go, we’re proud to present the only new rule for 2016.



    2.5 KEY TO THE RED TEE - The player with the highest gross score from each event will unlock the following award. At the next event they play, they are allowed to play from one set of tees further forward than everyone else. If they shoot the highest gross score AGAIN from those tees, they can move forward another set at the next event. If they do not shoot the highest gross score while playing forward tees, they will return to the normal tees and pass the key on to its new "winner".



    2.5.1 This rule is up to the awarded player. If a players ego won’t let them move forward, they are welcome to stay at the normal tees with everyone else and shoot another 147 from there.
     
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    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    LOL! We call that The Horse's Ass Award.
     
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    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    I need to play golf with you guys.....
     
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  18. Fairwaysplitter3320

    Fairwaysplitter3320 Recovering Equipment Ho...off the wagon again. Supporting Member

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    Steve, you can play from whatever tee you want!

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    If Steve played any closer, the only club he would need is a putter.
     
  20. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    I'm a fan of playing from the 150 marker.
     

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