Inspired by R35

[Rockford35]

no idea. Here is a pic of him holding the rack after we cut it off. Keep in mind Colin is 6'3 and weighs 225 for a good sense of scale.

This definitely puts it into perspective. Please tell me he got that mounted.

And, that he kept that sweet hat! LOL!

R35

 

[Esox]

Those antlers look like they have handles on them. I'd like to ride a moose.

Kevin

 

[LyleG]

Those antlers look like they have handles on them. I'd like to ride a moose.

Kevin

I'd pay to see that, although it would most likely be short, painful and fatal.

 

[eclark53520]

I would also pay good money to see Kevin ride a moose.

That kind of entertainment just can't be passed up.

 

[MCDavis]

Rock wants to ride a moose too, now that he's run out of sheep!

 

[Rockford35]

Rock wants to ride a moose too, now that he's run out of sheep!

Look, I can dream about Cayenne's and Land Rovers, but short of getting that moose to hang out with Charlie Sheen, you could never have intercourse with a moose. Just would not happen without you first getting your bones and organs turned to mush. It just ain't happening.

I once got between a calf and a cow moose at a campsite in the wee early morning hours. Momma went around the corner and baby didn't realize. Baby freaked out and mama came charging around the corner. Luckily no campers were there or it would have been game over.

I might have a video of it at home. I'll look tonight. I was close enough that I could have punched the calf in the nose. I didn't 1) because that's cruel and I'm a nice guy and 2) I was attempting to have intercourse with the cow.

R35

 

[eclark53520]

Bravo Rock, i was not expecting number 2...

 

[Rockford35]

Bravo Rock, i was not expecting number 2...

Like I said, I'll try and post the video tonight.

R35

 

[MCDavis]

Rock, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and you tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.

 

[eclark53520]

I want to party with you, cowboy.

Does this make any one else uncomfortable?

 

[Rockford35]

Does this make any one else uncomfortable?

I've since told Sling I'm no longer a member. And the judge has issued the restraining order.

R35

 

[MCDavis]

You two guys obviously don't get it...

 

[Rockford35]

You two guys obviously don't get it...

Oh, I get it.

You can keep your Jeep and your dog to yourself, Cow Porker.

R35

 

[MCDavis]

Oh, I get it.

You can keep your Jeep and your dog to yourself, Cow Porker.

R35

I wasn't letting you anywhere near my dog, anyway, Rock.

 

[Rockford35]

I wasn't letting you anywhere near my dog, anyway, Rock.

Broken promises.

R35