I've finally decided, I'm turning Professional Golfer!

[IrishGolfer]

It's taken me several months to reach this decision, but I've talked to my family about it and got their support. As of today I'm packing in the day job and focusing on a new life as a tournament professional, my goal is to go to the US and get my PGA Tour Card at the end of this year. Its going to be a lot of hard work but I'm looking forward to rubbing shoulders with the likes of Jimmy Walker and Ricky Fowler. Wish me luck!!































And if you get this far...April Fool!!

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

It's taken me several months to reach this decision, but I've talked to my family about it and got their support. As of today I'm packing in the day job and focusing on a new life as a drag queen, my goal is to go to the US and get my arse enlarged by the end of this year. Its going to be a lot of hard work but I'm looking forward to rubbing shoulders with the likes of Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy. Wish me luck!!































And if you get this far...April Fools!! I'm already a drag queen!!!

FIFY

 

[eclark53520]

Knew this one was an AF joke...

You'd be rubbing something with the tour pro's...but it wouldn't be shoulders.

 

[MCDavis]

I was gonna offer to carry your bag, but now that FWS has posted I'm not sure I should.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

I was gonna offer to carry your bag, but now that FWS has posted I'm not sure I should.

You might like it.

 

[Louie_T07]

Had me right up until the end!!

It's always going to be a dream, to walk the fairways and greens with those guys. I'll hold out for the Senior Tour... Keeping my day job for now