Ladies

[jhmeg2]

Are there any young ladies in here that would care to chat and get to know one another, and come spring maybe tee it up a few times.

 

[TEA Time]

I doubt it. Pretty much every day I ban 3 or 4 "ladies." It doesn't really matter, though... I doubt they'd fly to Wisconsin from Pakmanisou India for the chance to play golf anyhow.

 

[jhmeg2]

Pfft, typical women, not willing to put in the effort.

 

[MCDavis]

I knew the decent looking women in Wisconsin were few and far between, but this sounds really desperate.

 

[BigJim13]

Are you sure you posted this on the right website? Shouldn't this be done on farmersonly.com?

 

[limpalong]

He was hoping for some company besides his sheep in the ice-house this winter. The last lady friend he had finally had to say, "It's either EWE or ME!" Since the "me" couldn't fit through the door of the ice-house, he enhanced the relationship with the "ewe".

 

[TheTrueReview]

Where is Sol when we need him? I'm sure he could hook a brotha up.

 

[Rockford35]

Where is Sol when we need him? I'm sure he could hook a brotha up.

Ya....with an STD or a pair of balls. Or both!

R35

 

[MCDavis]

Ya....with an STD or a pair of balls. Or both!

R35

Dude, you know his aces were fine as wine!

 

[eclark53520]

Were his Ace's fine or was that his horse? Or whores? I can't keep them straight.

 

[Rockford35]

The only thing I know forsure is that they were all dudes. All of them.

R35

 

[eclark53520]

The only thing I know forsure is that they were all dudes. All of them.

R35

Have some homosexual experiences did ya?

 

[Rockford35]

Have some homosexual experiences did ya?

No sir. I just know a dude pretending to be a chick when I see one.

R35

 

[jhmeg2]

Wow thanks for the help guys. I don't need an std. And I definitely don't want a dude.

 

[azgreg]

Maybe Ssssmokin can hook you up with one of his fillies.