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Murphy’s law of golf!

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  1. ernesttbass

    ernesttbass Banned Banned

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    If I have a tee time? It will rain!

    If I hit the fairway my ball will end up in a divot!

    if there is a water hazard my ball always wants to take a bath!

    if there is a bunker my ball will find it!

    if the green is in perfect condition I will 3 putt!

    did I forget anything?

    who was Murphy anyway?
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    ernesttbass Banned Banned

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    I really did not want to know!
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    No new ball will clear a water hazard.

    If a lady... or ladies... join your group on the 1st tee, you will top your drive and play one of your worst rounds.

    99.9% of putts left short never go in the hole.

    When your ball goes into the gunch and you can't find it, after you hit your penalty shot you will see the original ball within 1 yard of where you dropped.

    What you consider your "power fade" is defined by your playing partners as a "wicked slice". Your "easy draw" as a "duck hook".
     
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    ernesttbass Banned Banned

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    Lmao! Excellent!
     
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    So when there’s ladies around you still use your driver? I thought you would be putting around, or is it not called playing a round? I better work on my approach!
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    When there are ladies around, the aura of my personality... handsomeness... physical attributes... the list goes on, I am the center of their attention and they lost focus on their golf game!!!
     
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    You forgot debonair!
     
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    All the ladies when Limp steps on the tee:

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