“I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!"”
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would’ve done just fine.
You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There’s movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are.
Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.
Jock #1: [at a party] What’s up, babes? Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike! Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog? Womynist #1: We’re not interested in your penis! Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he’s offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly] Womynist #2: Um . . . Yes. We, would like, a beer. Jock #1: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer] Womynist #1 : So it’s like, if you’re nice to them, they bring you things? Womynist #2: Exactly.
Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect... that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.