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IrishGolfer

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"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

This is what I say to my boys every night, after we say a prayer!!!
 

Splunge

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"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

This is what I say to my boys every night, after we say a prayer!!!
Ok miss fuzzy breeches, what did YOU see last night?!??
 

azgreg

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Cassandra: There’s only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She’s planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
 

azgreg

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Andera: So why the sad face?
Willie Conway: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.
 

azgreg

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Daniel: Option One: ask her out.
Sam: Impossible.
Daniel: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
Sam: She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Daniel: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
Sam: It’s a route I’ve considered.
Daniel: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of . . .
Sam: Hygiene.
 

Rockford35

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"Mr. Frodo, why didn't we just use the eagles to fly here in the first place?"

Oh wait, that's not a quote. It's me picking apart Lord of the Rings in one sentence.

R35
 

Splunge

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"Mr. Frodo, why didn't we just use the eagles to fly here in the first place?"

Oh wait, that's not a quote. It's me picking apart Lord of the Rings in one sentence.

R35
While we are talking about plot holes, how does anyone know citizen Kane said rosebud if he was alone in his room when he died...?
 

azgreg

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"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
 

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