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Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by MCDavis, Nov 27, 2014.

  1. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it."
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    "...Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man."
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    "...First, take a big step back - and literally f--k your own face!"
     
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    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
    Customer: In a row?
     
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    "Try not to suck any cock on your way through the parking lot!"
     
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    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    If your wife ever says, 'we need to talk', it's bullshit. Start a fire in the house, it's easier to deal with.
     
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    Rockford35 Shark skin shoes Staff Member Admin

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    Jabba, you're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!
     
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    Spaceballs isn't obscure, if it's ok to go there it's ok to go Jaws!
     
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    "I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me."
     
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    Leia: I love you.

    Han: I know
     
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    "what's with the knife? we having cake or something?"
     
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    Fairwaysplitter3320 Recovering Equipment Ho...off the wagon again. Staff Member Admin

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    Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges?
     
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    We got guns and shit!
     
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    Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Cool! Well, see ya later!
     
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    Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be and dumber you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!
     
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    He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung...

    ...figuratively speaking.
     
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    "My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical."


    "Well, I guess he likes the cock after all."
     
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    I've got worms.

    Excuse me?
     
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    Life's a garden, dig it.
     
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    Make like a tree and get outa here!
     

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