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limpalong

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Just had a near catastrophe. Wife tossed a small ham scrap to our Black Lab. It landed on the top of her neck. The very tip of the small scrap somehow "wedged" under her collar. A 73 lb. "horse" of a dog going completely bonkers turning 360 degree circles hitting chairs, table, fridge... anything in her way trying to get to the piece of ham......... Wife was laughing too hard to do anything. By the time I got to the kitchen, the dog had finally got ham to mouth, but the commotion/noise doing so was totally unbelievable.
 

warbirdlover

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I see another female school teacher arrested for having sex with a 14 year old student. The police got involved when the student's mother found sexually explicit texts on her son's phone. The teacher had even texted photos of her breasts to the student.

How stupid can these people be!!!???? You send texts from YOUR phone to an underage student showing body parts and talking about sex with them? You expect these photos and texts to never be seen by anyone else than a 14 year old you sent them to? This particular student was paid $28,000 by the teacher to keep the relationship quiet.

Who's teaching who????? Why didn't I get texts like that from my teachers when in high school? Oh! Guess Polaroid pictures were difficult to sent over a rural party line.
Where were those teachers when I was going to school? We had one looker that got into an affair with our Mexican buddy. Her husband was the football coach and was about 6'5" and 300 lbs. He picked up our buddy by the collar up into the air and told him never come near her again. He didn't.
 

SiberianDVM

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Just had a near catastrophe. Wife tossed a small ham scrap to our Black Lab. It landed on the top of her neck. The very tip of the small scrap somehow "wedged" under her collar. A 73 lb. "horse" of a dog going completely bonkers turning 360 degree circles hitting chairs, table, fridge... anything in her way trying to get to the piece of ham......... Wife was laughing too hard to do anything. By the time I got to the kitchen, the dog had finally got ham to mouth, but the commotion/noise doing so was totally unbelievable.

Good thing it wasn't bacon; you wouldn't have a house left. BACON!!!!!!!
 
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Now that the football season is basically over, I changed my avatar to my Garbage Pail Kid.

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