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The Random Thoughts Thread
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Hola amigos!! Back in the USofA!!!
Welcome home!
Got back last night from taking the kids to the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells for my Son's 4th birthday(actually the 19th, but this worked for the friends that went). We had a great time. Kids were wiped out which is always nice. Hell, I was wiped out....
Did those slides where you stand in the tube and they drop the bottom out and you free fall for a bit before hitting the tube...awesome. Only problem is how your sinuses get pressure washed in the process...
Today I'm going to try to take my boy out on some of the public land around me and find some whitetail sheds. Walk a couple miles and enjoy the outdoors.
Did those slides where you stand in the tube and they drop the bottom out and you free fall for a bit before hitting the tube...awesome. Only problem is how your sinuses get pressure washed in the process...
Today I'm going to try to take my boy out on some of the public land around me and find some whitetail sheds. Walk a couple miles and enjoy the outdoors.
Free=rferrules r nn5B
Good Dad! Why does everyone say you're a dick?
(standing by for the fun................)
Good Dad! Why does everyone say you're a dick?
(standing by for the fun................)
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So, you don't know if your son is 4 or if he is 19??????
That's how I read that as well.So, you don't know if your son is 4 or if he is 19??????
He must have either a very, very large 4 year old... or a growth inhibited 19 year old.
Or his kids birthday is Feb 19th. Sheesh fellas!
Random thoughts.....
1. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
2. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
3. I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
4. The speed with which a woman says "nothing," when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.
5. Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!
6. The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
7. On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese
8. I can't understand why women are okay that J C Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor".
9. I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
10. What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
11. Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
12. The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course, Opie - all single. The only married person was Otis and he stayed drunk.
1. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
2. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
3. I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
4. The speed with which a woman says "nothing," when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.
5. Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!
6. The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
7. On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese
8. I can't understand why women are okay that J C Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor".
9. I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
10. What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
11. Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
12. The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course, Opie - all single. The only married person was Otis and he stayed drunk.
Was clear. Just having fun with this English we speak and how it's so easy to misread the thoughts of a sentence.
Finally, the brains of the operation shows up!
Ended up not going for a walk with the boy. Ol Wally-World had strawberries on sale, so we bought a bunch and made strawberry jam out of them.
Also invited my Mom over and grilled brats and hotdogs for dinner.
Also invited my Mom over and grilled brats and hotdogs for dinner.
Me and the wife are trying to plan a weekend getaway in the next couple of months. Just the two of us to get away from the boys for a few days. All we're looking to do is find a cheap flight to some city and just explore it for a few days. Right now on the top of the list is Portland.
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You won't be disappointed.
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