Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by sssmokin, May 2, 2012.
At your age, you might not be of much "use"!
This was the card WBL received the most of while in the hospital:
You shouldn't laugh, sssmokin. You are twins you know.
Haven't been here for a few days, and look what happens! Glad to hear you are OK, wbl. Keep up the fair work.
That's too f* funny!
WBL, get healed up and get your ass back here!
Am scheduled to get the old garden hose up the ass soon. Oh joy.....
From a doctor or when some of your internet friends "swing" by??
Colonoscopy or enema??? If it's a colonoscopy, I'll loan the doctor an old Poloroid camera that's about 8" square. That'd leave a mark!!!
When I had mine, my wife asked the doc how far he inserted the camera before he found my head!!!
I guess you say things you don't remember after coming out from under the "good" drugs. If they don't know how quickly the drugs take effect, you can make all kinds of "manly" remarks to the nurses. They'll just think it's the drugs talking.
The worst thing about the colonoscopy is the stuff they make you drink the day before. When they say that stuff will take effect in 20 minutes... it's usually pretty close. You better be close to the toilet or you'll ruin a good pair of pants. If I had a vendetta against the proctologist, I'd wait and drink that stuff about 15 minutes before the scheduled colonoscopy. Wonder how far across the exam room you could shoot if you were "under" the drugs when it hit....
My wife said the same thing about that "stuff"!! She also mentioned the "after effects" of having it done.... This will be the first time for me. I'm a virgin so I hope they are "gentle".... LOL.
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