You're a nasty old fugger.If'n I didn't 'drivel' when I's eatin', they wouldn't be no laundry fer the washer machine to do. Ain't got needs to change underwear... even when I's do wears it. Toenail fungus eats the toes outta my socks afore they needs washin'. Jeans easier to slip in and outta when the legs get stiffer longer I ain't washin' them. So's if'n the oatmeal drivels down the front a my wife-beater shirt, they's a reason to do some Maytaggin'. Course, when it leaks through to the chest hair, stuff sets up like concrete an' pulls like heck tryin' to get the comb through.