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limpalong

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I am NOT boring today!! Had an entire can of Texas Beans w/Jalapenos for supper last night. Thought I "skated" by the dire effects. (My wife makes me eat them when I'm on the road and won't allow it at home.) Well, about 3:30 a.m., my own gas expulsions woke me. I've now run an entire construction crew out of the job trailer. Just consumed a can of sardines for lunch, hoping the gasification will tweak a little more towards a "fresh fish" smell. Been an long time since agony has been this much fun. May have to do my own laundry this weekend, though!!!!!
 

Fairwaysplitter3320

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I am NOT boring today!! Had an entire can of Texas Beans w/Jalapenos for supper last night. Thought I "skated" by the dire effects. (My wife makes me eat them when I'm on the road and won't allow it at home.) Well, about 3:30 a.m., my own gas expulsions woke me. I've now run an entire construction crew out of the job trailer. Just consumed a can of sardines for lunch, hoping the gasification will tweak a little more towards a "fresh fish" smell. Been an long time since agony has been this much fun. May have to do my own laundry this weekend, though!!!!!
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anonymous golfaholic

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They have been fantastic! we love ours and the MIL uses hers everyday. Care for instructions are a very nice touch. Top notch sir!
That's great to hear. I have one that I washed in extremely hot water (our water heater is cranked to the max) and it warped and split leaving a gaping 2" crack. Frustrated, I dried it off and sat it on the counter. The next morning I found it flat and the crack was nowhere to be seen. I can't find the crack at all now and I'm still using it. It's cool that it worked out that way but just a warning, don't wash in hot water.
 

Fairwaysplitter3320

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That's great to hear. I have one that I washed in extremely hot water (our water heater is cranked to the max) and it warped and split leaving a gaping 2" crack. Frustrated, I dried it off and sat it on the counter. The next morning I found it flat and the crack was nowhere to be seen. I can't find the crack at all now and I'm still using it. It's cool that it worked out that way but just a warning, don't wash in hot water.
wow and noted!
 

subsonic

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I am NOT boring today!! Had an entire can of Texas Beans w/Jalapenos for supper last night. Thought I "skated" by the dire effects. (My wife makes me eat them when I'm on the road and won't allow it at home.) Well, about 3:30 a.m., my own gas expulsions woke me. I've now run an entire construction crew out of the job trailer. Just consumed a can of sardines for lunch, hoping the gasification will tweak a little more towards a "fresh fish" smell. Been an long time since agony has been this much fun. May have to do my own laundry this weekend, though!!!!!

Careful on that O ring geezer...
 

ualtim

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What a cool ******* airplane.

You do realize that the B52's first flight was closer to the Wright Flyers first flight than the first flight of Boeing's latest derivative of the B737? Going all nostalgia on us? :D

May I present a much cooler airplane....that you can fly on sometime next year if all goes well.
 

subsonic

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Cooler than a BUFF?

You have been shuttling Rubber Dog shit out of Hong Kong for too many years my friend.
 

ualtim

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Cooler than a BUFF?

You have been shuttling Rubber Dog shit out of Hong Kong for too many years my friend.
Let's see the BUFF do 1/2 the maneuvers the MAX performed. The BUFF was cool in the 50's and 60's, but is well past its prime. Still converts dinosaurs into black smoke at a high rate, probably burned more fuel on those maneuvers than the MAX would burn on a 3 hour flight.
 

subsonic

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OK. So you think a Prius is cooler than a Chevelle SS. Neat.

Strap some weapons on that tinfoil POS.:)
 

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