Y'all are boring today

[subsonic]

 

[ualtim]

OK. So you think a Prius is cooler than a Chevelle SS. Neat.

Strap some weapons on that tinfoil POS.

The MAX ain't no Prius. Give me a B1 over a B52 any day of the week.

 

[subsonic]

Now you are Changing it up.

The BONE is a Cadillac for sure.

 

[WWBDD]

It's amazing what a salutary effect a punch in the face has.

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

 

[limpalong]

 

[TheTrueReview]

 

[J.P.C.]

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Jean-Claude van Damn dude.......how did you get in there....??

 

[limpalong]

Jean-Claude van Damn dude.......how did you get in there....??

Reminds me of the foreman for an electrical subcontractor on one of my projects a few years ago. Every day he had a new "story". All true, at least in his mind!!!! He told us he had trained Jean-Claude Van Damme to fight. This is the guy who claimed he had dropped many coyotes at well over 1,000 yards. Said he had been contacted by the U.S. Military to train snipers since he was such a good shot. Drove an old Dodge pickup he said he had reinforced the frame on, worked over the engine, and had outrun police at well over 130 mph. We began looking forward to hearing the next story this "surely world famous" celebrity would grace us with.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Reminds me of the foreman for an electrical subcontractor on one of my projects a few years ago. Every day he had a new "story". All true, at least in his mind!!!! He told us he had trained Jean-Claude Van Damme to fight. This is the guy who claimed he had dropped many coyotes at well over 1,000 yards. Said he had been contacted by the U.S. Military to train snipers since he was such a good shot. Drove an old Dodge pickup he said he had reinforced the frame on, worked over the engine, and had outrun police at well over 130 mph. We began looking forward to hearing the next story this "surely world famous" celebrity would grace us with.

I think we all know a guy like that. If you went to Niagra Falls, he went there and rode over the side, in a barrel, naked, shooting fireworks. I call this guy the classic one-upper.

 

[TheTrueReview]

I think we all know a guy like that. If you went to Niagra Falls, he went there and rode over the side, in a barrel, naked, shooting fireworks. I call this guy the classic one-upper.

Exactly. The type that if you have a headache, he's survived a brain tumor.

 

[PaPaD]

I think we all know a guy like that. If you went to Niagra Falls, he went there and rode over the side, in a barrel, naked, shooting fireworks. I call this guy the classic one-upper.

They're full of shit..................they didn't have to walk to school barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways.............

 

[subsonic]

I walked to school barefoot in the snow, uphill, both ways, Juggling Chainsaws, whistling Dixie FTMFW!

 

[J.P.C.]

I think we all know a guy like that. If you went to Niagra Falls, he went there and rode over the side, in a barrel, naked, shooting fireworks. I call this guy the classic one-upper.

nah man, you talking about Chuck Norris....

 

[azgreg]

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling" sobbed the wife "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What are we going to do?" "Well" replied the man "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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[azgreg]

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county, state and eventually national championship. A few days before the Olympics Games, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest". "What?" the coach says in a panic "How far down does it go?" Penelope replies "Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about..."