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Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by eclark53520, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. PaPaD

    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    You're right. It is missing an Australian saltwater crocodile.

    He was saying hello to some tourists from the US.

    [​IMG]
     
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    We need a bigger boat.
     
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    Is that like one of those little treat balls you give to your pets?
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    Gave the wife a handmade bra that I'd got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog hair. "Aww, how sweet" she giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?" "No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction."
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    Why do Indians hate snow?

    It's white and on their land.
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    A man and his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance" says the husband "it is 3 in the morning!"

    He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's well pouring with rain out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too you know".

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

    He calls out into the dark "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing" replied the drunk.
     
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