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Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by eclark53520, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    Ask a lady this question: "What rhymes with yellow?"

    If the immediate replay is "No it doesn't!", she is probably blonde.
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company, Avon-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes". Asked how she used it, she said "To assist sexual intercourse". The interviewer was amazed. He said "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out".
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    A woman was on trial for beating her Husband to death with his guitar collection. The Judge says "First Offender?" She replies "No first a Gibson, then a Fender".
     
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    A man gets caught cheating on a woman and they are having a heated argument while driving to her mother's house.

    The woman gets so mad that she reaches over and cuts the man's dick off and throws it out the window.

    The detached phallus hurls through the air and lands on the windshield of a car behind them, sliding off to the side of the windshield and leaving a red smear to the edge.

    The car is driven by a dad with his 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat.

    The father, not wanting to expose his daughter to the horror of this reality, looks over at her with wide eyes and says "Wow! did you see the size of that bug!"

    The daughter looks over at her dad with wide surprised eyes, and replies "That was a bug?" "It sure was" says the dad.

    The daughter thinks about this for a while and says to her dad "Well, it sure had a big dick!"
     
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    A woman is arrested at the scene for beating her husband to death with a 5 iron. The detectives are asking about the facts and the forensic investigators say that he was struck so many times there was blood and gashes everywhere. The detectives ask the woman how many times she hit him. She's still sobbing in anger and says "I lost count, just put me down for a 6".
     
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    Fairways are for the weak, real men play out of the rough. (At least that’s how I justify my poor driving game. ;)
     
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