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Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by eclark53520, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    PaPaD Club ho, geezer........ Supporting Member

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    Brooklyn Tony: Dad, I got an F in math today
    Dad: What happened?
    Tony: Teacher asked me what 2 time 3 is and I said 6
    Dad: That's correct what happened next?
    Tony: Then she asked me what 3 times 2 is......
    Dad: What's the fukking difference?!!
    Tony: That's what I said!
     
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    Limp, you gotta warn us before you post this shit.....................
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    This mobile app is buggy af. Anyone else have issues. Says I need a valid forum id for some threads but not for others.
     
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    TEA still the Shottalk CEO?
     
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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    A rabbi and a priest were sitting next to each other on a plane.
    After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”

    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”

    “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich.”

    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

    A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”

    The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”

    The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

    The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”

    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.

    Finally the rabbi quietly observed, “Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?”
     
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    I think he's the high priestess. Doesn't own the joint....place was sold to the devil a while back and as far as I know, nobody really has any contact with the owning entity....who/whatever that is.
     
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    Fairwaysplitter3320 Recovering Equipment Ho...off the wagon again. Staff Member Admin

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    Something like that ;)
     
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    Now that we are retired, my wife and I were discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you?" I asked the missus. After some thought, she said that she would probably look for a house-sharing situation with three or four single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she was so active for her age. Then the missus asked me "What will you do if I die first?" I replied "Probably the same thing!"
     
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