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Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by eclark53520, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. limpalong

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    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    Last night we drove our truck to a bar here in town and we had a few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots..... We still had the sense to know we were over the limit. That's when we decided to do what we have never done before: We locked up the truck in a secure place, and took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. We arrived home safely without incident. This came as a great relief and a surprise because We had never driven a cab before, I don't even know where we got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it. Who needs parts? '99 Ford Taurus V6, automatic transmission, tires are about half tread...
     
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    It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the neighborhood bar.

    It's a 35 minute walk from the neighborhood bar to my house.

    The difference is staggering.
     
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    I see what you did there.......
     
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    Trump was hiking with two friends, one an Indian from India and a Jew.

    It was late so they stopped at a farmhouse to see if they could be put up.

    Farmer says, “two in the house, one in the barn,” and agrees.

    Indian says, I’ll sleep in the barn but in five minutes he’s at the door. He can’t sleep in the barn because of the cow. It’s against his religion.

    Jew says he will sleep in the barn, but after five minutes, there is a knock on the door. It’s the Jew, who says because of the pig in the barn he can’t do it it’s against his religion.

    Trump agrees to sleep in the barn. Five minutes, there is a knock on the door.

    It’s the cow and the pig.
     
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    I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired". His buddy says "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do". A fellow about age 70, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit".
     
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    A 10-year-old girl asks her mother... "Mummy, how was I born?" The mother smiled and replies "Once upon a time your father and I planted a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the soil and I looked after it. Every day I gave it water and fertilizer. After a while the seed started to grow into a lovely plant with pretty green leaves. After a few months the plant grew big and healthy with lots of buds. When the plant was about 4 feet tall we cut it down and dried it". "... and?" "Then we smoked it and got so high that we boned without a condom".
     
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    Good honest answer. Teach 'em young.
     
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    Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies "I'd wait until he's at least 14".
     
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