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azgreg

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Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design.

First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole.

Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit.

Third was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.

Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a CUNT!
 

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