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Discussion in 'No Golf For You!' started by eclark53520, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. MCDavis

    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    More importantly, how do you hold them with those big, furry mitts?
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Just don't ask him how often he is "in touch with himself" when he tries to use toilet paper!! Or... maybe that's what causes the 'skid mark' across his front lawn as he drags himself on the grass after a dump.
     
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    BigJim13 Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Ummmm how do you think my hair is so brown with no gray?
     
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    BigJim13 Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I don’t, I stare and growl until the other players at the table run.
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Young man a few miles down the road had a bad night....

    TOPEKA, Kan. (KSNT) — The Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office responded a disturbance call around 3:30 a.m. Saturday at Petro Deli in north Topeka.

    When deputies got there, they found a naked 17-year-old man who was under the influence of a substance. The teenager had covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside the business, and then ran outside and drove off.

    The 17-year-old did not make it that far as he crashed into a nearby pillar. Deputies took him into custody and to a local hospital where he was later released to his parents.
     
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  6. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    Here in WI, we just call that Thursday.
     
  7. MCDavis

    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    Mental note: NEVER go out with Glark on a Saturday night.
     
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  8. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    cow tipping is the weak ass shit we do for the illinois fellas when they're visiting...

    When the boys feel like having some good old fashioned fun, we go bull tipping.
     
  9. MCDavis

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    I smell some bullshitting
     
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    ejdahl21 Never Lay Up Supporting Member

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    Glark has gotten so good at "bull tipping", he can now take the whole bull.

    bull.
     
  11. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    2101.

    Stopping traffic on the highway due to a big crack!!!
     
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    1603502366-194544-117949544-3502357513128860-2931955677507903808-n.
     
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