The Best Golf Shot
Sam stood over his tee shot on the 350 yard 18th hole for what seemed an
eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't
start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What in the world is taking so
'My wife is...
I'm actually home, by myself, watching the pats and giants game and somehow I got myself really drunk. Anyone else do this to themselves and not really even know they did it? And no Im not an alcoholic, I just felt like drinking a bit. I barely ever drink unless im at a party or something(or...
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is...
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says...