Eracer
No more triple bogies!!
- Oct 31, 2005
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A man is at his favorite Mexican restaurant when he notices another patron really enjoying his meal. I mean, the guy is moaning and groaning in ecstasy as he eats.
So the man asks his waiter what the other fellow was enjoying so much, and the waiter says, "he is having the - how you say? - testicles of the bull." "It is quite the delicacy."
The man is kind of shocked, but being a brave soul, asks the waiter to bring him a plate. The waiter tells him that this meal is only available after the daily bullfight, and that he will reserve the next day's prize for him.
The man agrees, and arrives the next day to find his new delicacy waiting for him at his table. He marvels at the texture and flavor. He calls the waiter over, thanks him, and asks him to compliment the chef. Wondering if the days bullfight featured a really small bull, he asks the waiter why the previous night's patron's dinner items were each about six inches in diameter, and why his were only about an inch.
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"Well senor", the waiter replied, "sometimes the bull, he wins."
So the man asks his waiter what the other fellow was enjoying so much, and the waiter says, "he is having the - how you say? - testicles of the bull." "It is quite the delicacy."
The man is kind of shocked, but being a brave soul, asks the waiter to bring him a plate. The waiter tells him that this meal is only available after the daily bullfight, and that he will reserve the next day's prize for him.
The man agrees, and arrives the next day to find his new delicacy waiting for him at his table. He marvels at the texture and flavor. He calls the waiter over, thanks him, and asks him to compliment the chef. Wondering if the days bullfight featured a really small bull, he asks the waiter why the previous night's patron's dinner items were each about six inches in diameter, and why his were only about an inch.
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"Well senor", the waiter replied, "sometimes the bull, he wins."
