goatster
SUPER SOAKER
- Feb 20, 2005
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i recieved this in e-mail
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND. You cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:STATE w:st="on"><ST1
LACE w:st="on">ALABAMA</ST1LACE></ST1:STATE> school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from be ing absent yesterday. She had <S>diahre</S> <S>dyrea</S> <S>direathe</S> the shits.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1
LACE w:st="on">Irving</ST1LACE></ST1:CITY> was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please e xcuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
