only in america can something this stupid work. Thank god an ocean separates us.
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americans can be so stupid
- Thread starter jrs
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- Aug 26, 2004
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This is some sort of first time poster joke, right?
Makes no sense, makes even less sense putting on a golf board as your very first post.
Try to redeem yourself with your second post.
Makes no sense, makes even less sense putting on a golf board as your very first post.
Try to redeem yourself with your second post.
Canada
LOL...
"State of Infatuation
For less than the cost of lunch Dr. Este will think about you during his busy day. He'll wonder what you're doing right now. He will pick up the phone intending to call you, but hang up before the phone rings out of nervousness. He will write his name and yours several different ways when no one is looking. You'll know that you will be thought of with loving adoration for a full 24 hours for less than $5.
$4.95"
That is gold!
R35
"State of Infatuation
For less than the cost of lunch Dr. Este will think about you during his busy day. He'll wonder what you're doing right now. He will pick up the phone intending to call you, but hang up before the phone rings out of nervousness. He will write his name and yours several different ways when no one is looking. You'll know that you will be thought of with loving adoration for a full 24 hours for less than $5.
$4.95"
That is gold!
R35
wirehair
Life's too short to drink cheap wine.
- Apr 29, 2005
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Since this is a golf site, I have a golf alternative.
All of you send me a new ProV1 or other premium ball of your choice, and I'll think lovingly of you as I slice it into the woods. For a modest fee of only $2.95, I'll also retrieve it, then personally and adoringly blade it over the green when attempting a flop shot.
For those in need of even more affirmation, for the insignificant sum equivalent to the price of a 6 pack of an appropriate micro brew, I'll duck hook it into the lake while humming the theme song from "Love Story".
I'll then feel really sad because I've lost the symbol of your love.:emot-ange
Cash, Cashier Checks, money orders, Western Union only please. I will accept credit cards, but I can't guarantee that I'll return them. No personal Checks.
All of you send me a new ProV1 or other premium ball of your choice, and I'll think lovingly of you as I slice it into the woods. For a modest fee of only $2.95, I'll also retrieve it, then personally and adoringly blade it over the green when attempting a flop shot.
For those in need of even more affirmation, for the insignificant sum equivalent to the price of a 6 pack of an appropriate micro brew, I'll duck hook it into the lake while humming the theme song from "Love Story".
I'll then feel really sad because I've lost the symbol of your love.:emot-ange
Cash, Cashier Checks, money orders, Western Union only please. I will accept credit cards, but I can't guarantee that I'll return them. No personal Checks.
wirehair said:
Too bad, you had 2.95 coming your way....
R35
How much for actually singing the words to "A Time For Us"? (I was always partial to the 1968 version of "Romeo & Juliet". Olivia Hussey was HOT!!!)
Oh God, now that song will be an ear worm all afternoon..........
Nevercompromise
BALLS
- Mar 28, 2005
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As I said in a previous post. The answer is to try a hybrid club, it is easier to hit than your long irons.
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