Another Bad Round

[charnockpro]

Yet another bad round, i am getting sick of this!!!, no drivers off the tee
struggling with the 3 wood, irons going astray!! i am at a loss!! missing fairways for fun!!! bloody game is cruel.

couple of long putts the salvaging point!!!!

 

[dave.]

But you were taking valuable excersise in the fresh air.The alternatives vary from posting on forums,playing PS2 for hours and/or masterbation.

I think you chose wisely.Now just practice a bit more.

 

[SiberianDVM]

Masturbation is an alternative? Nobody ever told me!!

 

[dave.]

Yes,and spelling it wrong is only mildy preferable to getting caught actually doing it.Just stay calm after a 300 yard bomb,its reputadly sexually stimulating.

I think this thread has gone off topic tbh,but I could be wrong.

 

[Lamma]

I think this thread has gone off topic tbh,but I could be wrong.

What is golf but a masturbatory activity? It ain't like team sports where others are required. And in my case, I play the vast majority of my rounds alone so I'm quite the jerk-off.

 

[dave.]

It could be a new book for Rotella,

'How Regular Masturbation Can help Your Golf'

he will make millions

 

[DrBrown]

hahahaha, greatest thread ever! Indeed whoever markets taht thought will be a billionaire!

This may sound stupid but its very simple, golf is about balance and tempo. Thats the majority of golf and whats wrong with it at one point or another. If you are "off" one day try to slow things down and play slower. We all have a natural rythym whether its good or bad. Most times finding your natural feel in the swing and repeating the right swing speed will get you back on track. Of course if your a 25 handicap its just going to get you back to that point. Im not saying it fixes everything.