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Anyone else drunk right now?

todmun

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I'm actually home, by myself, watching the pats and giants game and somehow I got myself really drunk. Anyone else do this to themselves and not really even know they did it? And no Im not an alcoholic, I just felt like drinking a bit. I barely ever drink unless im at a party or something(or after golf)Maybe if I behave and flirt with myself i might get lucky. :idhitit:
 

warbirdlover

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I'm watching the game too and have loads of different beers in the fridge downstairs at the bar. Sounds like a good idea. :)
 

ezra76

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I'm not drinking but I am watching my Giants take the Pats out!!
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So far anyway.
 

Eracer

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You're typing way too clearly to be really drunk. Your post should read something like this:

im actall honm rigft nowww and i m erweally drunko...;)
 

RickinMA

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having grown up a Giants fan in NJ, but living in new england for the past 10 years, I was conflicted watching this game.

I think I'm a Pats fan - not sure how to break it to my dad or uncles, but whatever....

I still hate the red sox - all is good in the world
 

Slingblade61

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Yeah, Todd.....you still have work to get to the "really drunk" level.

If we can still make sense of your posts....you're sober. :D
 

ualtim

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Missed the post last night, but your not truely drunk online until you go to eBay and make the "drunken purchase" of some club you never would have bought sober. :laugh:

Pats won! 16-0 perfect season. :D
 

mont86

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Tod there is really only one way to tell if you're really drunk.

Did you puke and crap your pants at the same time?

If you didn't, you're not really drunk!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Eracer

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Tod there is really only one way to tell if you're really drunk.

Did you puke and crap your pants at the same time?

If you didn't, you're not really drunk!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
That's not really drunk. Really drunk is when you puke on the Sloppy Joe you were eating, then continue eating the sandwich, while crapping your pants.
 
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todmun

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Ok, ok, so I wasnt REALLY drunk but I was feeling pretty good. It kinda snuck up on me and hit me all at once.It did take me a good half hour to write that small paragraph. I think I reread it about 15-20 times to make sure that it made sence and I fixed the typos along the way.
 

Eracer

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Ok, ok, so I wasnt REALLY drunk but I was feeling pretty good. It kinda snuck up on me and hit me all at once.It did take me a good half hour to write that small paragraph. I think I reread it about 15-20 times to make sure that it made sence and I fixed the typos along the way.
Well...if it took you 1/2 hour to write that, then you were definitely feeling no pain!:laugh:
 

mont86

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That's not really drunk. Really drunk is when you puke on the Sloppy Joe you were eating, then continue eating the sandwich, while crapping your pants.

Got me on this on Eraser. :D
 

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