Apologies in advance......

[SiberianDVM]

to anyone who is a "little person", has a lispth, or who is offended by jokes concerning little people and/or lispthes.

THE HORTH WHITHPERER

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a "little person" with a speech impediment.'

So, the "little person" shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the "little person" and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I thee her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The "little person" gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that:

Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?

rop:

 

[BigJim13]

:biglol: Totally had me in tears with this one Doc...

to anyone who is a "little person", has a lispth, or who is offended by jokes concerning little people and/or lispthes.

THE HORTH WHITHPERER

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a "little person" with a speech impediment.'

So, the "little person" shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the "little person" and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I thee her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The "little person" gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that:

Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?

rop:

 

[PhillyEagle]

The only thing you should be apoligizing for is posting a joke that isn't really that funny :laugh:

 

[SiberianDVM]

The only thing you should be apoligizing for is posting a joke that isn't really that funny :laugh:

Sorry. I laughed for hours at it.

Twat = trot, you know, like the second gait in a 4 gaited horse.....

:biglol:

 

[Eracer]

Short people got
nobody
Short people got
no reason to live

-Randy Newman

 

[goatster]

i have heard this before but forgot it.still makes me laugh.

 

[VtDivot]

LOL - nice.

 

[PhillyEagle]

Sorry. I laughed for hours at it.

Twat = trot, you know, like the second gait in a 4 gaited horse.....

:biglol:

:laugh: Yes yes I got it, and I was trying to be funny by posting that, I guess it didn't turn out that way :unhappy:

It was funny, but I was trying to make me own pathetic joke :laugh: