Best Simpson quotes....

[Rockford35]

Anyone watch the Simpsons?

Have any favorite lines?

Post 'em here if you dare....

"Homer, you're sinking in the tar pit!"
"It's ok honey, i'll just reach in and pull out my legs....and now, i'll pull my arms and legs out with my face."

R35

 

[bdcrowe]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

[Jakobean]

My Favorite
Ralph: I ated the purple berries.
Bart: How are they Ralph?
Ralph: They taste like burning.

Second Favorite
Ralph: I bent my wookie.

 

[Rockford35]

Ralph: "Hi Lisa. Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."

Homer, consoling Bart: "There, there. Shut up, boy."

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[Dorkman53]

Homer to Lisa, the vegetarian: "If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

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Bart and Lisa are begging Homer for something:

"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"Well, OK"

 

[BentGrass]

I'm not going to get this quite right but....

"Homer! Hit with an open face club. Hit it with a sandwedge"

Homer: "Mmmmmmmmm..... Open face sand-wedge".

 

[longiron]

Homer after the doc hit his belly fat. "woho look at that blubber fly".
The best Simpsons show ever was the Cape Fear parody. I have always though that the Simpsons was the best show on TV.

 

[caddyshackgolf]

Idk, I have seen some many episodes off that show.

 

[Dorkman53]

Apu was being pressured by his parents to carry out his arranged marriage.

"But mother. Statistics show that the divorce rate for arranged marriages is over 10 % "

 

[RaiderGolf 4 4 1 6]

lol...i cant rmemeber any quotes....but i do remember the old simpsons nintendo game when bart is skate boarding

 

[Dorkman53]

Apu describing a recent gunshot wound to his chest during a stickup at the Quickie Mart:

"Fortunately, the latest bullet did not do any serious damage. It was deflected by a bullet already in my chest".

 

[Dorkman53]

They're starting to come back to me now, thanks to this thread.



Selma and Patty are over at Homer and Marge's house. Homer is running around the house naked, yelling about something. After he passes Selma and Patty, one turns to the other and says, "That sight just about extinguished my last vestige of heterosexuality."

 

[Quentin]

Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

Marge: That's because you were drunk!

Homer: And how!



~QQ

 

[Quentin]

Marge: Homer, your work called and they said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woohoo! Four-day weekend!



~QQ

 

[BentGrass]

Homer after the doc hit his belly fat. "woho look at that blubber fly".
The best Simpsons show ever was the Cape Fear parody. I have always though that the Simpsons was the best show on TV.

One of my favorites too. Along with The Shining parody.

Homer: "no T.V. and no beer make Homer something something."
Marge: "Go crazy?"
Homer: "Don't mind if I do!"

or...
Beer quotes!

"Homer no function beer well without"

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all of life's problems."

"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close"