Golfbum
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- Jan 14, 2005
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Ok in case some of you guys from "Down South" wonder about our Canadian tempatures here is an easy to follow conversion chart for you to use. Please copy and print this for future reference 
:canadafla
Temperature Conversion Chart
50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20°F (-7°C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw
on a T-shirt.
15°F (-9°C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
0°F (-18°C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have
the last cookout before it gets cold.
-10°F (-23°C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
-20°F (-29°C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a
lightweight jacket.
-40°F (-40°C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
-60°F (-51°C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin
selling cookies door to door.
-80°F (-62°C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy
Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100°F (-73°C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their earflaps.
-173°F (-114°C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when
they can't thaw their kegs.
-297°F (-183°C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian
cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460°F (-273°C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold
'nuff for ya?"
-500°F (-296°C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the
Stanley Cup.
:canadafla
Temperature Conversion Chart
50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20°F (-7°C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw
on a T-shirt.
15°F (-9°C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
0°F (-18°C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have
the last cookout before it gets cold.
-10°F (-23°C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
-20°F (-29°C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a
lightweight jacket.
-40°F (-40°C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
-60°F (-51°C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin
selling cookies door to door.
-80°F (-62°C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy
Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100°F (-73°C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their earflaps.
-173°F (-114°C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when
they can't thaw their kegs.
-297°F (-183°C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian
cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460°F (-273°C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold
'nuff for ya?"
-500°F (-296°C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the
Stanley Cup.
