Kilted Arab
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- Apr 30, 2005
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OK, variation on an earlier thread...
I'm almost regretting this cos I know I'll get abuse back, but there you go...
What presents would you give other Shottalkers? I'll kick this off with a few - forgive me if you aren't named in this post...i'll get round to you as I think about it more...
Irish Golfer: Elocution lessons. Heaven knows what language he speaks, but he sounds like a gargling Klingon. Nothing golf related because he's too damned good already.
Slingblade: A razor blade. Come on, we've all seen that ginga goatee..!
Bravo: Golf trip to Scotland. Because he's a good bloke. Plus a book on the Rules of Golf, with the "unplayable lie" section highlighted..
Rockford: hehehe. In his stocking - i'm sure he wears them - I'd leave a copy of "What your arse is for" by Roger Boyes.
Teh Master: A spellchecker.
English Golfer: Directions to Scotland. A trip there improves even the English! :sc:
OK, that's all for now...this could backfire awfully, but I hope it's taken in good spirit!
KA
I'm almost regretting this cos I know I'll get abuse back, but there you go...
What presents would you give other Shottalkers? I'll kick this off with a few - forgive me if you aren't named in this post...i'll get round to you as I think about it more...
Irish Golfer: Elocution lessons. Heaven knows what language he speaks, but he sounds like a gargling Klingon. Nothing golf related because he's too damned good already.
Slingblade: A razor blade. Come on, we've all seen that ginga goatee..!
Bravo: Golf trip to Scotland. Because he's a good bloke. Plus a book on the Rules of Golf, with the "unplayable lie" section highlighted..
Rockford: hehehe. In his stocking - i'm sure he wears them - I'd leave a copy of "What your arse is for" by Roger Boyes.
Teh Master: A spellchecker.
English Golfer: Directions to Scotland. A trip there improves even the English! :sc:
OK, that's all for now...this could backfire awfully, but I hope it's taken in good spirit!
KA