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Kilted Arab

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OK, variation on an earlier thread...

I'm almost regretting this cos I know I'll get abuse back, but there you go...

What presents would you give other Shottalkers? I'll kick this off with a few - forgive me if you aren't named in this post...i'll get round to you as I think about it more...

Irish Golfer: Elocution lessons. Heaven knows what language he speaks, but he sounds like a gargling Klingon. Nothing golf related because he's too damned good already.

Slingblade: A razor blade. Come on, we've all seen that ginga goatee..!

Bravo: Golf trip to Scotland. Because he's a good bloke. Plus a book on the Rules of Golf, with the "unplayable lie" section highlighted..:)

Rockford: hehehe. In his stocking - i'm sure he wears them - I'd leave a copy of "What your arse is for" by Roger Boyes.

Teh Master: A spellchecker.

English Golfer: Directions to Scotland. A trip there improves even the English! :sc:


OK, that's all for now...this could backfire awfully, but I hope it's taken in good spirit!

KA
 

EnglishGolfer

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Kilted Arab said:
OK,

English Golfer: Directions to Scotland. A trip there improves even the English! :sc:


OK, that's all for now...this could backfire awfully, but I hope it's taken in good spirit!

KA

I don't need directions I'd just follow the smell (thanks to my 8 year old nephew for that come back)
 
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Kilted Arab

Kilted Arab

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EnglishGolfer said:
I don't need directions I'd just follow the smell (thanks to my 8 year old nephew for that come back)

Ah yes...the delicious scent of fresh Highland air - you've made me homesick!
 

Slingblade61

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Dude.....check the gallery pic of me and Neal......goatee has been gone since last spring......I need something else.
 

Bravo

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KA:

I'm gonna do the Scotland things one day! Maybe we'll play together...

I played yesterday with the group of guys who went to Scotland. They are now talking about an Ireland trip...
 

DaveE

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I'd get Rockford a date for New Year's Eve since his girlfriend's coming to TX again this year. Thanks Rocky. :p
 

The master

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Kilted Arab said:
OK, variation on an earlier thread...

I'm almost regretting this cos I know I'll get abuse back, but there you go...

What presents would you give other Shottalkers? I'll kick this off with a few - forgive me if you aren't named in this post...i'll get round to you as I think about it more...

Irish Golfer: Elocution lessons. Heaven knows what language he speaks, but he sounds like a gargling Klingon. Nothing golf related because he's too damned good already.

Slingblade: A razor blade. Come on, we've all seen that ginga goatee..!

Bravo: Golf trip to Scotland. Because he's a good bloke. Plus a book on the Rules of Golf, with the "unplayable lie" section highlighted..:)

Rockford: hehehe. In his stocking - i'm sure he wears them - I'd leave a copy of "What your arse is for" by Roger Boyes.

Teh Master: A spellchecker.

English Golfer: Directions to Scotland. A trip there improves even the English! :sc:


OK, that's all for now...this could backfire awfully, but I hope it's taken in good spirit!

KA

Irish golfer A 30 lb turkey :biglol:

Kilted arab Hmmm tough one maybe another pair of white footjoys they rock and I no they go dirty after a month.

Rockford Backdoor sluts 9

SlingbladeHmm something like a year free of all costs on the board (maybe we should all chime in and do that)?

DavE A nice fluffy puppy

Bravo A trip to Ireland the courses and people are nicier. :sc:
 

Rockford35

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The master said:
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Rockford Backdoor sluts 9


You must have my X-mas list!

Nice pic Dave. You never cease to boggle the mind.

KA, I appreciate the gift. The thought even. But i'm somewhat saddened by you choice for me. But being the generous guy I am, I'll send your gift anyways.

Your address is still

Kilted Anus
c/o Julien's Fantasy Land
PO Box 867-5309
UAE
IMA HOE


You'd think you'd get your own PO box. :D

R35
 

Silver

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The master said:
SlingbladeHmm something like a year free of all costs on the board (maybe we should all chime in and do that)?

TM, that's a nice thought. A bunch of us actually do chip in when we can already. Especially when Sling puts out the call for dough.


And if I can't think of a gift for my woman, I sure as hell am not going to spend the time trying to figure out gifts for you jacks.
 

Rockford35

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Silver said:
TM, that's a nice thought. A bunch of us actually do chip in when we can already. Especially when Sling puts out the call for dough.


And if I can't think of a gift for my woman, I sure as hell am not going to spend the time trying to figure out gifts for you jacks.


You need a gift for the old lady, and can't think of anything for me? How about I kill two birds with one stone....:D

R35
 

Silver

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Just as long as you introduce me to the chick at the watch store...
 
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Kilted Arab

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DaveE said:
I'd get Rockford a date for New Year's Eve since his girlfriend's coming to TX again this year. Thanks Rocky. :p

It's a great pic and helped me decide what to get you for Christmas.

A trip to the psychiatrist...
 

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