"Dear Friends,
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist.
My new golf book gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The book is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this thread with the
appropriate credit card information.
The Secrets to Golf
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the tee
Chapter 3 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off a Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger and When Not To
Chapter 6 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 7 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 3)
Chapter 8 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 10 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 11 - How and When to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 12 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee (also see Chapter 3)
Chapter 13 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 14 - God, and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 15 - When and How to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 1 6 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 17 - Rules Interpretation: Ex: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender
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