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Rockford35

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"Dear Friends,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist.

My new golf book gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The book is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this thread with the
appropriate credit card information.

The Secrets to Golf

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the tee
Chapter 3 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off a Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger and When Not To
Chapter 6 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 7 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 3)
Chapter 8 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 10 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 11 - How and When to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 12 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee (also see Chapter 3)
Chapter 13 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 14 - God, and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 15 - When and How to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 1 6 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 17 - Rules Interpretation: Ex: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender


R35
 

JEFF4i

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Chapter 5 for me. I hate one of the rangers at my home course, he felt the need to talk during my swing after I politely stopped in my backswing, walked up to him, and asked him not to.
 

mont86

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Nov 5, 2005
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#13 the guy I get paired with.

Who plays with someone that is always talking about the last time they were on that hole and what they shot?
 

ezra76

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Feb 5, 2006
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Oops!! You mean we're not supposed to do that?:D :D

Don't tell me... you are the ahole in one guy.
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#14 is my downfall, not to mention the eagle to bogey 4 putt.
 

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