wirehair
Life's too short to drink cheap wine.
- Apr 29, 2005
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The only thing between Texas & Canada is a barbed wire fence that's down half the year.
So it's 20 something degrees, all this sleet & shit is falling. I've got zero brown whiskey in the house. To make things worse, we've go no chili fixins. This is an emergency. I run to the store & pick up the essentials, chili meat, Jack Daniels, jalapenos, cheese, onions, etc. I also grab a Leo DiCaprio video thinking Chick Flick.
I'm gonna be a good husband and maybe get lucky.
Before SWMBO gets home, I start up a pot of chili and pour a drink.
SWMBO gets home & jumps up my butt because:
a) I'm drinking whiskey. - hell, what the f*** else am I gonna do. It's 20 F-ing degrees outside & Jack Daniels is made for that.
b) She wanted a baked potato.
c) I was at the store & didn't get any hot chocolate, but I bought "Demon Rum".
d) The Leo D-WTF movie was "Gangs of New York" & it's violent. Sorry, but I'm not a Leo D expert, I think the guy bats for the other team.
Usually, when shit like this happens, I'll grab my clubs & go hit about a 1000 balls - did I say it's 20 something degrees & sleeting!
Pray for me. I'm fecked, and there ain't gonna be any slap & tickle for Wirehair!
So it's 20 something degrees, all this sleet & shit is falling. I've got zero brown whiskey in the house. To make things worse, we've go no chili fixins. This is an emergency. I run to the store & pick up the essentials, chili meat, Jack Daniels, jalapenos, cheese, onions, etc. I also grab a Leo DiCaprio video thinking Chick Flick.
I'm gonna be a good husband and maybe get lucky.
Before SWMBO gets home, I start up a pot of chili and pour a drink.
SWMBO gets home & jumps up my butt because:
a) I'm drinking whiskey. - hell, what the f*** else am I gonna do. It's 20 F-ing degrees outside & Jack Daniels is made for that.
b) She wanted a baked potato.
c) I was at the store & didn't get any hot chocolate, but I bought "Demon Rum".
d) The Leo D-WTF movie was "Gangs of New York" & it's violent. Sorry, but I'm not a Leo D expert, I think the guy bats for the other team.
Usually, when shit like this happens, I'll grab my clubs & go hit about a 1000 balls - did I say it's 20 something degrees & sleeting!
Pray for me. I'm fecked, and there ain't gonna be any slap & tickle for Wirehair!