- Aug 26, 2004
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OK, I have never been a pretender, you all Know I suck at golf....with a 28 handicap how good can you be? I have huge potential though, every round I have at least 3 extraordinary shots that keep me coming back for more punishment.....I played my first round today, with the snakes.
I shot 107, yup, that's right......a hundred and fecking seven!
But it's ok,,,,I had fun anyway......now for some of the qualifiers.
Yesterday we had 4 inches of rain....all at once, it seemed like...the course was soaked, like golfing on a sponge. Any shot that was even slightly fat got hung up in the mud and went nowhere......the greens?
Airated.....half the holes werent filled with sand so the putting was interesting to say the least.....hippy, hop, hippy, hop.....if you get my drift.
There was wind today also.....20 knots steady gusting to 35 or so, most of it was in my face. I had a great shot on 10. 311 yard par 4. I carried the ball all the way to the front of the green and it rolled off fast...all the way off, stopped on a patch of mud, in the woods 20 yards farther on...a 330 yard drive....I managed to make par after a low and speedy chip out and 2 putt.
Drives were pretty long for the most part but the short game was abysmal.
The snakes are great! Forgiving and sweet feeling.....all muddy now too.
While the conditions were horrific I was happy to be able to get out for the first time since December and all things considered, It wasn't that bad.
I shot 107, yup, that's right......a hundred and fecking seven!
But it's ok,,,,I had fun anyway......now for some of the qualifiers.
Yesterday we had 4 inches of rain....all at once, it seemed like...the course was soaked, like golfing on a sponge. Any shot that was even slightly fat got hung up in the mud and went nowhere......the greens?
Airated.....half the holes werent filled with sand so the putting was interesting to say the least.....hippy, hop, hippy, hop.....if you get my drift.
There was wind today also.....20 knots steady gusting to 35 or so, most of it was in my face. I had a great shot on 10. 311 yard par 4. I carried the ball all the way to the front of the green and it rolled off fast...all the way off, stopped on a patch of mud, in the woods 20 yards farther on...a 330 yard drive....I managed to make par after a low and speedy chip out and 2 putt.
Drives were pretty long for the most part but the short game was abysmal.
The snakes are great! Forgiving and sweet feeling.....all muddy now too.
While the conditions were horrific I was happy to be able to get out for the first time since December and all things considered, It wasn't that bad.