MIKE1218
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- Dec 21, 2006
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I work in a sporting goods store. My duties are mainly assisting customers on the sales floor and answering the wireless phone I carry with me. I got some seriously strange people today.
I was helping a guy pick out an ice shanty when somebody grabs my shoulder and literally turns me around. He gets right up by my face and says, "Do you have a Super Black Eagle with a wood stock?" (benelli shotgun for those that do not know, $$$$). I said no, then he goes, "You aren't even gonna f***ing look??!!" I said no, I know that I don't have one. "And what if I go up to the case and find one, are you gonna feel like a f***ing idiot?" I was basically at a loss for words at this point and considered calling a manager to take care of this douche, but I felt like humoring him. I told him I would meet him at the counter after I finished up with some other customers.
At that point my original customer was looking awestruck and picked his shanty and got the hell out of there. I went up to the counter, where the moron was looking very smug. He said, "What does that look like?" I answered honestly: "That looks like a Remington to me." He slaps his hands on the counter and nearly shouts "What the f*** is wrong with this store??!!" and then tells me he is going to look for a manager. I told him where to find one, and as soon as he left I called to warn them that an upset customer was coming and there was nothing I could do about it.
Don't tell me I handled it incorrectly, because I don't care.
This other one is just funny. Every year, right after Christmas this older gentleman comes to the store and asks employees if they got any gifts. He always has the same old joke. I decided to spoil his fun. I saw him coming towards me, recognized him, and planned what to say. When he asked me what I got for Christmas, I said I got a screamer. He starts laughing and says, "Thanks for ruining my fun, man. Don't tell anybody else I'm here, I want to get all of them." and then he starts powerwalking around looking for more employees.
His joke goes like this: first he asks what you got, then he tells you that he got a sweater. But what he really wanted was a screamer! Quite the joker. :shocked:
I did receive a "good customer comment" card today as well. A few weeks ago I helped a woman choose a gift for her kid. The kid wanted a BB gun, but after talking to this lady about the kid, location, etc. for 20+ min she decided to get him a .22 rifle instead. Then I had to sell her some ammo and some targets and boresight the scope. She said thank you so much and then wrote down my name for the comment card, what a good feeling. Does anybody take the time to fill those out anymore? It means a lot to the lowly sales clerk.
Anybody else work in customer service or retail? Got any strange stories?
Sorry for the long random post, if you didn't make it this far I don't really mind.
I was helping a guy pick out an ice shanty when somebody grabs my shoulder and literally turns me around. He gets right up by my face and says, "Do you have a Super Black Eagle with a wood stock?" (benelli shotgun for those that do not know, $$$$). I said no, then he goes, "You aren't even gonna f***ing look??!!" I said no, I know that I don't have one. "And what if I go up to the case and find one, are you gonna feel like a f***ing idiot?" I was basically at a loss for words at this point and considered calling a manager to take care of this douche, but I felt like humoring him. I told him I would meet him at the counter after I finished up with some other customers.
At that point my original customer was looking awestruck and picked his shanty and got the hell out of there. I went up to the counter, where the moron was looking very smug. He said, "What does that look like?" I answered honestly: "That looks like a Remington to me." He slaps his hands on the counter and nearly shouts "What the f*** is wrong with this store??!!" and then tells me he is going to look for a manager. I told him where to find one, and as soon as he left I called to warn them that an upset customer was coming and there was nothing I could do about it.
Don't tell me I handled it incorrectly, because I don't care.
This other one is just funny. Every year, right after Christmas this older gentleman comes to the store and asks employees if they got any gifts. He always has the same old joke. I decided to spoil his fun. I saw him coming towards me, recognized him, and planned what to say. When he asked me what I got for Christmas, I said I got a screamer. He starts laughing and says, "Thanks for ruining my fun, man. Don't tell anybody else I'm here, I want to get all of them." and then he starts powerwalking around looking for more employees.
His joke goes like this: first he asks what you got, then he tells you that he got a sweater. But what he really wanted was a screamer! Quite the joker. :shocked:
I did receive a "good customer comment" card today as well. A few weeks ago I helped a woman choose a gift for her kid. The kid wanted a BB gun, but after talking to this lady about the kid, location, etc. for 20+ min she decided to get him a .22 rifle instead. Then I had to sell her some ammo and some targets and boresight the scope. She said thank you so much and then wrote down my name for the comment card, what a good feeling. Does anybody take the time to fill those out anymore? It means a lot to the lowly sales clerk.
Anybody else work in customer service or retail? Got any strange stories?
Sorry for the long random post, if you didn't make it this far I don't really mind.