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Dear Santa........

Slingblade61

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More than anything else, this year I want a way to make THIS happen.

3 day program please (I doubt the 5 day would be very realistic at this stage of my life). ;)
 

Rockford35

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Dear Santa,

If you're taking Sling, can I come?

(Stupid coal last year, bastard Santa....):D

R35
 

Loop

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Aug 27, 2004
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Dear Santa,

I don't have a chimney. Just bring a new car (preferably a Toyota) with new golf clubs (a r7 tp if possible) in the trunk, and leave the key in my mailbox.
Thank you.

Your fan,

Loop
 

grazo

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Aug 31, 2004
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Dear Santa

I really don't want anything this year - well, maybe we could work out a deal. Seeing as I haven't really been very good, maybe we could have an exchange of some sort - how about you take from me my dreaded push/block to the right, and I'll take from you one repeatable swing with slight draw??

Your pimp from downunder,

G

:D
 

Bravo

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Aug 27, 2004
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Dear Santa:

I am going to Scotland next June. My needs are modest....

1) Two additional pairs of Foot Joy Contour golf shoes. $100 USD each.

2) A new Ogio stand bag with Woode organization system. $165 USD.

3) Various and assorted Gore-tex outerwear items. $200 USD.

4) Three dozen Pro-V1x balls. $135 USD.

5) New putter. $150 USD.

6) Generous supply of vodka in a land of Whiskey....$200 USD.

7) New game. Priceless.......
 

DaveE

The golfer fka ST Champ
Aug 31, 2004
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Slingblade61 said:
More than anything else, this year I want a way to make THIS happen.

3 day program please (I doubt the 5 day would be very realistic at this stage of my life). ;)

I would have thought that Rock could've helped you out with this since he and Santa are practically neighbors. But since he got coal last year looks like your on your own. :canada:

I've always wanted to go to a school like this. The closest I ever got was a Club Med back in my single days that had a driving range and a French Canadian pro named Gee. It was a package deal so unlimited range time and adice from the pro was included. Basically, I got about a years worth of range time & lessons in 7 days. A week like this makes it very easy to understand why Vijay is so good. Of course if helps that he has talent.
 

Rockford35

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If he was French-Canadian, I bet his name was "Guy".

And if Santa and I hadn't argued about the leaf rule last fall, I would have got a nice set of irons. That bastard didn't take any strokes!

That's it, i'm building a huge fence so he can't see me chipping in the backyard. :thumbup:

R35
 

buddha33

aka Dick Ramser
Aug 31, 2004
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Dear, Santa.

I'm sick of sucking.

Either bring me a repeatable swing that will no longer embarass me, or just beat me to death with my clubs and put me out of my misery.

(Can you tell I had a horrible round yesterday?)

:repuke:
 

Bravo

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Aug 27, 2004
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The master said:
Dear Santa,
I am going to brake his nose and knock all his teeth out so he will definetly need it.


Just make sure that you slow that nose down.

Spank's nose is way too fast....
 

buddha33

aka Dick Ramser
Aug 31, 2004
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:p
Bravo said:
Just make sure that you slow that nose down.

Spank's nose is way too fast....

LOL. It took a couple of reads to get this, but it finally arrived.
 

Bravo

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Aug 27, 2004
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buddha33 said:
:p

LOL. It took a couple of reads to get this, but it finally arrived.

He'll either learn it at school or we'll humiliate him into learning the language....

Check that - I don't think he can be humiliated....
 

Rockford35

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Bravo said:
He'll either learn it at school or we'll humiliate him into learning the language....

Check that - I don't think he can be humiliated....


Uh, Bravo, I think you mean "skool". Pleese do yore best at using the korrect grammer on this syte.

Thanx sew much,

Rockferd 35 :D
 

buddha33

aka Dick Ramser
Aug 31, 2004
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Oddly enough, I'm a big fan of The master.

His horrid syntax and spelling have quickly become part of his charm.
 

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