Feeling sorry for Dorkman53...

[spankdoggie]

I have 7 names currently posting on golfreview (different ip addresses, undetectable) and I am dragging the forum into the gutter. Currently, he is busy deleting posts from a guy I don't even know....

Is this wrong?

 

[Bravo]

Spanky:

Can't you leave well enough alone?

Live in peace.

 

[Rockford35]

No offense Spank, but that's pretty lame. If you hate GR so much, why not leave it be?

They have enough trouble keeping that place afloat as it is....

R35

 

[Slingblade61]

Agreed.

Sad Spank.......that sort of thing is amusing for about 10 minutes then it's just lame. You have made a career of acting like a 12 year old.

There are doctors for that you know.

 

[spankdoggie]

I find it strange that he has given all of you the middle finger by not even coming here to sign up and give a hello and good wishes... Especially after being politely invited.

Dorkman is a bonafide screwball, and I will continue my mission of disruption over there....

I love you guys though. Anybody got a good doctor to recommend for me?

I love golfreview.com, but I hate Dorkman with all of the passion in my heart. Watching him make thought out replies to my newbie questions brings me joy. I guess, like a karate fighter, I have moved up from white, yellow, and now I am a black belt in the art of trolling...


being subtle is the key to success. Golfreview.com is still my playground; I have just changed my tactics.

Well wishes to all here. Take care.

spankdoggie

Edit: while I am at it, I think you guys should be ashamed of the way you treated Immsharma here at shottalk. Seriously, if you are deleting his threads, you are taking things way too serious. Banning a fun loving guy like that was really weird; dead serious... Maybe we can all go to a special doctor together...

 

[Loop]

As far as I know, imms hasn't been banned, neither has he been mistreated for his actions

 

[Slingblade61]

Dog, you need to be more careful, you really have no idea what your doing except massging a few proxy servers and behaving like a 12 year old.

I know much more about Dorkman than you do. Dork is the chief of special operations in the San Diego office of the FBI. I can tell you this for 2 reasons...one is that his position is a public one and easily verifiable and two is that his hands are tied by the admin at GR but he can make things happen to you in RL and you would never make the connection.

I'm not talking about sliting your gut and hanging you by your own intestines, no he's much more subtle that that, it would be small things like holding up payments on contracts, DMV issues, missing pets, that sort of thing.

Being the polished professional that you are you KNOW that many times people adopt internet personalities that are VERY different from their real ones....think about that.

Have you ever noticed seeing the same strangers more than once in your life? On your way to work, coming home, going to the store? Just a thought.

 

[spankdoggie]

Cheers, sling. Thanks for the heads up. I am now pretty damn frightened about the prospects of meeting Dorkman53 or his buddies...

Slingster, we have been doing our own surveillance on Dorkman53. Here he is in Chicago, going after my dear friend Omeletpants, as a sleeper agent...

Like King David of yore, we had the opportunity to harm our dear friend Dorkman, but we simply stuck a garbage bag next to him as a warning (not a spear of yore)...

 

[Kilted Arab]

You are a bad man and as penance I think you should list all your screen names here. Now.


Then go to GR and apologise most sincerely.

 

[Farquod]

I'm not talking about sliting your gut and hanging you by your own intestines....

"slitting" has 2 "Ts".

That was an American Indian (gotta be PC) thing, no? Tying them to a tree and sharp sticking the victimn in the back? Lovely stuff.

But then, I'm from NJ.

BTW, Spank, how's the backswing?