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goatster

SUPER SOAKER
Feb 20, 2005
2,360
2
A simple friend , when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!


A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..



A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.



A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.



A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.



A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

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A simple friend thinks the friend ship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.



A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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Sandpiper3

Golf Course Designer
Aug 9, 2006
5,058
2
A simple friend would try and bail you out of jail,
a good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell laughing.
 

MCDavis

The Plaid Duffer
Staff member
Moderator
Oct 19, 2006
13,527
5,132
Sanford, NC
Country
United States United States
A simple friend stays neutral in your divorce.
A real friend recognizes what a tyrannical bitch she really was and introduces you to his divorced and hot sister-in-law.
 

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