Funny joke

[MarkFed]

Heard this the other day...thought it was funny

A teacher was teaching her 4th grade biology class.
She says to the students "did you know that humans are the only animal on earth that stutter"?
A little girl raises her hand and says "I had a kitty cat that stuttered"
The teacher, knowing how cute kids' stories can be, asks her to tell the class about it.
The little girl says "one day, I was out in my backyard playing with my kitty, and the rottweiler next door took a running start and jumped over the fence and ran right at us".
The teacher says "that must have been scary, what happened next"?
The little girl says "well, my kitty raised up her back and went "Ffff" "Ffff" "Ffff", but before she could say "****", the rottweiler ate her"

 

[azgreg]

Funny.

Become a VIP member. I have a daily joke thread going that WBL constantly bogarts( ) in the Super Secret Area.

 

[TEA Time]

Heard this the other day...thought it was funny

A teacher was teaching her 4th grade biology class.
She says to the students "did you know that humans are the only animal on earth that stutter"?
A little girl raises her hand and says "I had a kitty cat that stuttered"
The teacher, knowing how cute kids' stories can be, asks her to tell the class about it.
The little girl says "one day, I was out in my backyard playing with my kitty, and the rottweiler next door took a running start and jumped over the fence and ran right at us".
The teacher says "that must have been scary, what happened next"?
The little girl says "well, my kitty raised up her back and went Ffff Ffff Ffff, but before she could say ****, the rottweiler ate her"

HAHAHA!!! I love anti-cat jokes!

 

[azgreg]

HAHAHA!!! I love anti-cat jokes!

You don't like cats? Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

 

[TEA Time]

You don't like cats? Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

I love cats.




Dead ones.

 

[azgreg]

I love cats.




Dead ones.

 

[eclark53520]

Damn cats.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

All cats should be named Speed Bump.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Outside cats are cool. I have a cat that kills a squirrels. He's a badass. When I go for a walk, he follows me around like a dog.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

I like lions, panthers, mountain lions and cheetahs too. Outside squirrel killing cats are good too, inside diva cats are not.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

I like lions, panthers, mountain lions and cheetahs too. Outside squirrel killing cats are good too, inside diva cats are not.

My wifes dogs are inside divas. They're shi tzu s and without a doubt the dumbest dogs I've ever seen. They almost died of dehydration once because I moved their water bowl.

 

[azgreg]

LMAO

 

[eclark53520]

Any dog in which their back isn't tall enough to reach your knee, is basically a cat that barks.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

My wifes dogs are inside divas. They're shi tzu s and without a doubt the dumbest dogs I've ever seen. They almost died of dehydration once because I moved their water bowl.

LMFAO!!!

 

[azgreg]

It's official.