1) Sliced my drive into the woods and while looking for it kept finding a bunch of DJ brand balls and just throwing them deeper into the woods. Then I found one (can't remember the brand) that had two bolts screwed into it. Like bolt holes were drilled/tapped and white bolts were mounted in it. It's logo was a skull with a top hat on.
2) Bryson DeChambeau was in some kind or car race in a hilly city (think downtown SF) and he made a turn and wound up getting smashed by a big rig going backwards. LOL