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Golf panties

RustyL

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Sep 20, 2007
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The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole
demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin
Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't
afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and
says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of
Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains,
'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The Scotsman
reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency,
here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit.
 

Pa Jayhawk

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Well at least you got the price point right, a 50 may just about cover a load of laundry in Sweden based on my experience there last year. :laugh:
 

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