Kilted Arab
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IrishGolfer said:Funny that, I found them on www.golfinginscotland.co.uk. A lot of shady characters there I believe.
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IrishGolfer said:Funny that, I found them on www.golfinginscotland.co.uk. A lot of shady characters there I believe.
bdcrowe said:Hmmm.... I sometimes correspond on the intenet with a guy who owns his own publishing company and he firther corresponds with a "they" (wink, wink) that is looking for porn writers. Ahem... Coincidence?
You fail. You made it though an entire golf parallel without slipping in a drive, stiff shaft, head, ball, hole, front side, back side, threesome, foursome, or the beer girl.Farquod said:Hey, it's a skill, and you boys do show some facility for it. You will have to dip into the old thesaurus and pepper your prose with adjectives like "turgid" and "heaving," though.
The great part is you'll be able to use your newfound skills here as well, so everybody wins. I can't wait to read about the sultry mornings on the golf course as your approach leaps toward the sky, only to dive breathlessy toward the hole, pounding into the green once, twice, and a third time, before settling, spent, inches from its one true goal.
bdcrowe said:You fail. You made it though an entire golf parallel without slipping in a drive, stiff shaft, head, ball, hole, front side, back side, threesome, foursome, or the beer girl.
LOL. I was thinking the same thing as I wrote that reply. There are subtle differences, I'd say.Farquod said:Well, ok, I got 1. I was doing the Romance angle. My bad.
Farquod said:Well, ok, I got 1. I was doing the Romance angle. My bad.
IrishGolfer said:Romantic meal for 2 in ireland
4 pack of Guiness and a potatoe to share! LOL
obagain said:The worst guy I have played with so far.
On the first tee he proudly announces he has attended the david lebetter school.
I draw first and hit a nice easy 3 wood 235 down the middle. He spends the next 20 seconds telling me I am I gave up too much by hitting a 3 wood and should always hit a driver, after all, that is what david says.
He steps up with his driver, slices the ball off the face of the earth, laughs and says, that was my mulligan (I guess he gets 20 per round, at least thats how many he used that day).
After the third time he tried to help me with my game, I was going to kill him or find a way to shut him up. I elected to ask him to please stop giving me advice or I might beat him by 30 strokes instead of 20. He was pretty quiet after that.
IrishGolfer said:Romantic meal for 2 in ireland
4 pack of Guiness and a potatoe to share! LOL
bdcrowe said:pball, as a junior member you are not expected to know this, but a threadjack containing either urine, pornoghraphic novels, or IGs junk takes precidence over any and all former discussions. Please learn to stay off topic in the future.
Just joking.
I played with that guy 2 weeks ago, and could only smile. He was worse than Tiger Woods. He hit an iron shot from 100 yards that landed 15 feet short of the pin, uphill putt for birdie, and just went OFF on himself. "Hit it next time you P**SY!" He yells at himself. He missed the 15 footer by 3 inches and just lamented that he couldn't sink a putt to save his life. If he wasn't within a foot on his approaches, I put him under suicide watch. It he didn't sink a 20 footer for birdie, the course and ball were conspiring against him.
Oddly enough, if he hit a 200 yard, crooked drive, he beamed.
He started talking to me about halfway through the round and let me know that Olan Mills Photography (G-Damn them!) forced him into early retirement. "Why?" I asked. Becasue he had brain surgery. "Not quite right up here," he says as he points to his right temple.
You don't say.