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I want build a GPSEX....
Female voice that starts moaning about turning left about 30 seconds before you get to the turn, and it gets faster and louder the closer you get untill the climax where she is screaming at you to turn left....we can have different versions...like where she calls you cowboy, or trucker, or big fella.....one for the lesbians...i'm tellin ya...
If you get of course she goes "OUCH...NOT THAT ONE YA JERK....here, let me show you a new way"
Dont you bastards steal my idea either....
After you've had it for 5 years it'll change to "hurry up" and "not right now". Things of that nature.
No...its called GPSEX and not GPWIFE for a reason....
You and I both darn well know that you'll be popping the question anyway,
Problem with GPSEX is it requires GPJEWELRY to GPPUTOUT if you own it for more than a year.