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Great read!!!!!!


Mental Ward Escapee
Supporting Member
Oct 18, 2006
I forgot!
United States United States
I believe this new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information.
I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors..

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The cost is only $9.95.

It's a book of useful information and instruction. I know it's helped my game.
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Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round.

Chapter 10 - When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three-Putt.

Chapter 18 - When to Re grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give a $3 Tip,
but will balk at $2.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

Order your copy Today!


Right Curving Driver....
Supporting Member
Dec 22, 2007
This one is Hilarius! hehehehehehe

Favorite: #2 and #17


Well-Known Member
Feb 13, 2009
bahahahahhaha this one is ALLLL me, lolololol. Sounds liek not only me :). #2 is also really funny. Hit my drive way off to the right, get over there, not my ball, no one around though, "Yep, this is me right here!" hahahahhaha....come on, you're only cheatin' yourself!

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three-Putt.[/FONT]

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