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    Thanks freind. It;s the big two three. If you can call it big. My gf wants to know what I want I was thinking about this.....



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    I wasnt sure if anyone would get it. I goes along with my avitar. If you know SNL's Celebrity jeoprady you'll get it.
     
    I'll help you out with a few more that I find hilarious. I think these are mostly the Sean Connery character.

    "I'll take the rapist!"
    "That's therapist..."

    "I'll take 'S words'"
    "That's 'Swords'"

    "I'll take 'The Penis Mightier than the sword!"
    "That's 'The Pen is Mightier than the Sword."

    "I'll take 'Anal Bum Cover'"
    "That's 'An album cover'"

    "...'Famous titties'"
    "...'famous titles'"

    "Dolly Parton!"
    "No, Mr. Connery, once again, it's famous TITLES."

    "A sound a dog makes...No, we would have accept bark, woof, ruff,"
    "Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!"

    "You answer; Buck. That's incorrect, and I dread to see what you wagered... Fudder. Buck Fudder. I don't get it."
    "Oh, I think you do, Trebek!"

    "What's the difference between a cow, and a duck?"
    "I don't know, Mr. Connery."
    "Well, I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore."

    ~QQ
     
    What is sabre???


    Well it started with a Bloddy S!!!
     
    "Let's see what he wagered"

    "Yes yes, I do beleive that is a picture of me havig sex with a horse, right then."

    "Oh, come one Trebec show them my pretty picture"
     
    Happy birthday M. Funny stuff guys. :biglol:
     
    What is, I don't know but your Mother's a Whore!!

    Damn... missed that one from above that someone already got. crap.
     
    I spent the better part of my life trying to perfect an anal bum cover. It can't be done
     
    VtDivot said:
    I spent the better part of my life trying to perfect an anal bum cover. It can't be done
    It was the greatest disappointment of my life.
     
    Trebek - Yes Mr Keaton.

    Keaton - I am Batman

    Trebek - No... No you're not.
     
    Happy birthday Mally !
    So, did you finally got what you wanted? Or is it for tonight? :)
     
    Happy BDay Maha. Don't have too much fun!
     

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