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Hey Limp! I'm in Kansas today and tomorrow!

PaPaD

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Working Wed AM in Independence, MO, so actually I'm just near Kansas. Either way, I didn't wear any Broncos apparel! You will see this post faster than usual because we're so close!
 
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Independence? You're still in "Misery"! The air smells better if you wander across the state line into Kansas. We're 2 1/2 hours west of you. Tee off at 7 a.m. every morning. Get up. Leave KC at 4:00 and join us for 18 holes.
Honestly, if you need anything in an emergency our daughter lives on the Kansas side and works at State Line and 435.
 
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Independence? You're still in "Misery"! The air smells better if you wander across the state line into Kansas. We're 2 1/2 hours west of you. Tee off at 7 a.m. every morning. Get up. Leave KC at 4:00 and join us for 18 holes.
Honestly, if you need anything in an emergency our daughter lives on the Kansas side and works at State Line and 435.
Sorry I can't join you. Gotta try and get 2 civil servants to stop their pissing match and come to terms at 0900. Could take all day. Thanks for the heads up on the daughter!
 

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Shottalk needs to make this match happen! The trash talking potential alone would be worth it.

Come on guys, find a way to play. Resolve the issue quickly PapaD, you can do it. Then go play!
 

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Have the Minnesota relatives heading this way tomorrow. We have tee times Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. They speak in a different dialect, sometimes questioned as even being proper English. How these folks from North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc. learn to say "hou-ses" and "Mean-ee-so-tah" is beyond me. PaPaD, being from the East Coast could well have that "New Joi-zee" accent. Get all those mixed in with my one redneck son-in-law and we could well be evicted from the course!!!!
 

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Have the Minnesota relatives heading this way tomorrow. We have tee times Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. They speak in a different dialect, sometimes questioned as even being proper English. How these folks from North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc. learn to say "hou-ses" and "Mean-ee-so-tah" is beyond me. PaPaD, being from the East Coast could well have that "New Joi-zee" accent. Get all those mixed in with my one redneck son-in-law and we could well be evicted from the course!!!!

You’ll be saying “ooftah” in no time.
 
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Have the Minnesota relatives heading this way tomorrow. We have tee times Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. They speak in a different dialect, sometimes questioned as even being proper English. How these folks from North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc. learn to say "hou-ses" and "Mean-ee-so-tah" is beyond me. PaPaD, being from the East Coast could well have that "New Joi-zee" accent. Get all those mixed in with my one redneck son-in-law and we could well be evicted from the course!!!!
I'm eastern, but I'm a southern boy. I say y'all and ma'am......
 

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