goatster
SUPER SOAKER
- Feb 20, 2005
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After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life,
> an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever
> having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at
> him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on
> the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father. So he
> hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
> fields, he would go there and look at it.
>
> His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
> One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
> mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch
> he's runnin' around with."
> an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever
> having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at
> him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on
> the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father. So he
> hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
> fields, he would go there and look at it.
>
> His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
> One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
> mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch
> he's runnin' around with."