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Honey, I found your ball!

ClairefromClare

Like my balls?
Jul 23, 2008
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it–-stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!”
 

MGP

Clubmaking Ho
Supporting Member
Apr 21, 2007
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:biglol:

Good one. Women are so touchy sometimes. :laugh:
 

Eracer

No more triple bogies!!
Oct 31, 2005
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Tell you what..why don't you try that out for us and let us know how it works? :emot-ange
Send me your wife and I will.
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